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Stabbed by a plastic bowl 4 inches deep in the left index finger, with a 98% survival chance.
Hahaha wow enjoy your deaths nerds.
Stabbed by a blanket 4 inches deep in my nose with a 20% survival chance
Stabbed with a screwdriver three inches into my stomach with a 52% chance of survival
stabbed with my fleece pants four inches into the back of my right thigh with a 69% chance of survival
idk about the rest of you guys but I think I’m gonna be ok
stabbed with Rainbow Dash, 11 inches deep, into my arm with an 89% chance of survival
hahahahfudihfdfdhibgbbf BUT PONIES AREN’T EVEN SHARP? I’M CONFUSED
stabbed with my 3DS, 5 inches deep, into my hip with a 99% chance of survival
I think I’m going to be good
I… got stabbed two inches deep into my forehead with a knife. 3% survival rate.
HOW REALISTIC AND PAINFUL
Got stabbed with a screwdriver to my stomach, 30 inches deep with a 57% survival rate.
well fuck me. LOL.
I got stabbed with my cell phone to my stomach…7 inches deep with a 31% survival chance. What? HOW WOULD THAT HURT?
Stabbed with a RiceKrispies Treat Wrapper 7inches deep into my shoulder, 68% chance of survival.
I was stabbed with a couch 10 inches deep in the vagina with a 51% chance of survival…ouch. That can’t be good for the baby yo…
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
moonlight-voodoo asked: no worries baby face <3 We will go on a date somehow and it will be awesome. ^_^
:3333333333 And I will do it! don’t doubt my powers. I have them, and they exist to make you happy :3